MARIO LOPEZ: Baby-Daddy #4

Juicy is about the best word to describe one of the few men I'd crawl through barbed wire - covered in salt - to get to. Since a one-shot guest role when he was a kid on "The Golden Girls" and his breakout role as Slater in "Saved by the Bell," Lopez has managed to work fairly steadily for close to twenty years in film, television, and even on Broadway - causing swooning females and many a wet dream for your average gay men nearly the entire time (especially after his critically-acclaimed performance as Greg Louganis in a TV biopic).

Kudos to whatever deal he's struck with the devil, 'cause Mario only gets hotter and hotter and hotter as he gets older. Precious producers, directors and photographers have, over the years, found any and every excuse to get Mario as naked as possible - God bless them - but even though Mario says he's done with removing the shirt on-camera (a dark day in history, when he declared that) ... there's still that face that anyone in their right mind would sell their soul to wake up to every morning.

Rumors of his bisexuality (at 35, while he's dated women, he's never been married) have been around nearly as long as he has - and with Mario's dimples, virtually-pretty face, flawless physique, ass you could eat off (or out) of, and childlike (almost too "gentle") voice, it's a fantasy worth exploring. The bonus is that he also seems to be one hell of a nice guy; everyone who speaks about Mario has nothing but great things to say about him, and in every interview or chat show he comes off as confident, charming, humble - the perfect man.

So much perfection on one guy should be illegal - but what a way to break the law. Mario, I'd be the beast to your beauty, any day ('cause after all, who WOULDN'T look like a beast, standing next to this??).

Kris