LOS ANGELES prepares for Hurricane Kris!

Yep, you read it right - horndog Kris Klein has relocated, and is on the loose in Los Angeles! Just relocated here recently, and it feels pretty funky to be back. Amazing, how much this city has changed ... and yet remains the same. My extreme infatuation/lust for Hispanic men (especially Mexicans, probably because my first love was Mexican) has come bubbling to the surface like an unwatched pot, and I have to admit it feels pretty groovy to have my head spinning like a pinwheel again as I walk down the street, at all the tasty morsels passing my way.

Interestingly enough (and I swear, this was NOT planned), I have ended up living in Koreatown - so my penchant for Asian men, at least visually/eye-candy-wise, gets fulfilled virtually on a daily basis, too. Ahh, the City Center food court on 6th and Alexandria (or come hang out with me at Ice Kiss Cafe down the street; MAN, good stuff there!) ... good GOD, what I wouldn't give to have a few guys I've seen there, from the young Hispanic who buses the dishes to some of the hot-as-hell Asian guys who lunch there in full business suits I'd so enjoy stripping off them some afternoon in their office ...

In other words, PUH-LENTY of story material here - but at the same time, I also want to hook up with some local (and maybe not so local) adult film companies here, and get my groove more into doing tons more of the "60-Second Reviews" that you can find (a few of) on here. Will see what I can do regarding that, so please stay tuned - meanwhile, am just glad to have shaken off the flu bug that left me grounded (over the last few weeks especially), and to be feeling like my old self again.

Have even neglected my writing - SHAME ON ME - so please check back for some freaky updates, hopefully soon. And much love, as always, to everyone for reading!

Kris

Out at Last: PJ'S POOL PARTY!

Sorry to be insanely late in posting this, but this boy got a vicious flu bug a few weeks back, and like a moron tried working his regular day job throughout ... making him, of course, that much sicker. It moved into what felt like walking pneumonia, but thankfully has finally gone, leaving only an annoying cough and one underused sex drive - ready for action - in its wake.

I might have fared better had it been summertime, much like Jaime does in my newest lustful love letter from eXcessica Publishing, entitled "PJ's Pool Party". This story (a genuine labor of both lust AND love, for reasons too private to go into) centers around a young Mexican boy named Jaime, newly relocated back to Houston after breaking up with the much-older boyfriend he'd relocated to Philadelphia for, who finds himself short of both patience and money when he ends up renting a room in the house of a very nice lady.

Said nice lady, fortunately, has a straight and almost supernaturally handsome son, named PJ, who's visiting for the weekend from college. PJ is cocky and self-assured and athletic and just plain hot ... all of which turn Jaime on to the point where he can't hide his growing erection as the two young men spend the afternoon out by the in-ground pool.

And though PJ is straight as a yardstick, he's also currently quite pissed with his girlfriend - and intrigued at the thought of this hot young Mexican hombre who's (to say the least) aroused by him. Thus begins some pool play that turns quite serious - and quite hot - under the summer sun, with Jaime almost getting more than he'd ever hoped (or bargained) for, when the angry and aggressive straight college boy takes control of him, and show Jaime just who's party it is.

Selena and the dear folks at eXcessica are carrying the 7300-word story here, for only $2.99, where you can also read an excerpt before purchasing. And if you do read it, please let me know what you think. Meanwhile I do hope, in the final days of spring, it will keep you as warm as the balmy summer to come.

Kris

BRADLEY COOPER: Baby-Daddy #20

Ahhh, you silly people who refer to him as "that guy from The Hangover" ...

Because looooong before that film, Bradley Cooper was melting my Haagen-Dazs in TV series like "Touching Evil" and "The $treet". He then got his own shot starring in the short-lived "Kitchen Confidential" (which was better than anyone ever gave it credit for being), supporting roles in Wedding Crashers and in the TV series "Alias" finally brought him some well-deserved attention from the industry.

But if possible, catch him in all his juicy glory as Aidan Stone in a handful of "Nip/Tuck" (a series that, thankfully, has always glorified the beauty and sensuality of the nude/nearly nude male form) episodes ... and as 'Face' in the upcoming film version of The A-Team.

I had the pleasure of meeting Bradley Cooper several years ago, when he was doing a play on Broadway, and I have to say that there is no photo I have ever seen - no piece of video, either - that does the man justice; he is handsome beyond belief in person, and exudes an aura of charm, masculinity and openness that will have you dropping to your knees in front of him ... not for the usual reason, but to propose marriage; the guy is THAT nice, and that sensually beautiful.

I did well to not jump on him when we met, but definitely a baby-daddy I wouldn't dare trust myself alone in a room with. Unless, of course, HE wanted it that way ...

Kris

Red-Hot Review: You like me! You really like me!

Seriously Reviewed, you are seriously making me BLUSH; a good friend just forwarded me another review from "romancereader," for my story "The Brothers Dim," that made me feel warm and fuzzy all over. I have to admit, I loved the first line alone: "Oh Kris baby, you are quickly becoming my naughty little obsession."

That made me smile, but in fact the entire review was terrific to read - a wonderful pat to the ego that I am not sure I deserved ... but will gladly and graciously accept, anyway.

You can read the entire review here, and there's a link to purchase the story along with the review.

It's kind of rare when one of my own stories turns me on while I'm writing it, but "The Brothers Dim" was indeed one of those exceptions. Glad someone else out there feels the same.

Kris

Out at Last: EVERYBODY FUCKS RAYMOND!

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My Husband's LEGAL Today!

This should be a legal holiday, for sure. Banks closed, no mail delivered or processed, and government employees taking excuse number 3,458 to NOT do any work.

Why? 'Cause my baby-daddy - my husband-to-be - the salt in my stew - the cream in my coffee- my reason for living - TAYLOR LAUTNER- is legal today!

Yep, Twilight's Jacob is at last 18, and ripe for the picking! Born in Grand Rapids, Michigan, Taylor Daniel Lautner was a child actor who - good LORD - has grown up into a super-hottie, now famous thanks to Twilight. Recently cast as Stretch Armstrong for the upcoming film, Taylor Klein - oops, I mean Lautner - has also just been cast in the film version of the upcoming Max Steel, and of course continues as were-hunk Jacob in the films based on Stephenie Meyer's books.

Of French, Dutch, German and Native American descent, Taylor's smoking and exotic looks (including the buffed bod he had to build up for New Moon, and that smile that could melt concrete) were recently featured in an issue of Rolling Stone. He's currently being forced to date Taylor Swift, but I just see that as both a phase and the misguided goofiness of youth.

Taylor, am here whenever you need me, babe. And SO nice to be able to legally lust after you, at last!

xoxo

Kris Klein-Lautner

Red-Hot Review - for eXcessica, too!

Want a hot anthology to warm your cockles on a cold winter night? Well, according to Seriously Reviewed, you can't melt much more than you can by reading the newest anthology from eXcessica Publishing, entitled "Stuck on You" - nine stories of man-on-man love and lust ... or, more accurately maybe, lust that ends in love.

Authors in the anthology include some of the best writers of erotica today:

J.M. Snyder
Alex Jordaine
AP Miller
Gavin Atlas
Kris Klein (woo-hoo!)
Kenn Dahll
Sabb
Phineas Magnus
and the book's editor, Selena Kitt!

And you can read the review from Seriously Reviewed here, to see if this gem of a collection is for you.

You can purchase it here, and probably should; we're talking red-hot sex that, in the end, is only the beginning to something a whole lot more!

Kris

The HILARIOUS (and kinda sexy) Peter Chao

KELLAN LUTZ: Baby-Daddy #6

Red-Hot REVIEWS!

When you write something, over time it sort of becomes your child. A child you've given birth to, have nurtured and grown to care about, that you now have to send out into the cold, cruel world - hoping it will be accepted and treated properly. If you don't write fiction, you're probably thinking I'm nuts right about now; if you do write, you'll understand what I mean completely.

Which makes it all the much sweeter when you get a good review of your work! Here are four reviews of my recent work that have recently been brought to my attention, and as they made me glow like uranium, I thought I'd post them here.

1) RAINBOW REVIEWS "was expecting thinly-veiled pornography" from A Christmas Caroler (available from eXcessica) - "but (I) was pleasantly surprised. Sure the sex scene was hot enough to melt the snow falling outside, but the characters of Kevin and Nathan have a wonderful depth to them, making me care about them. This is not easily achieved in a short story, but Klein does it with skilled ease." You can read the entire review here.

2) FALLEN ANGEL REVIEWS' April asks "Who doesn't love a good heart-warming romance to get them in the Christmas spirit? Cinnamon Sticks: The Last Noel (available from Shadowfire Press) will certainly do that. Told from Ryan's point-of-view, it turns out the main character is a funny, romantic guy who you can't help but fall just a little in love with. Noel's character, although not as fleshed out as Ryan's-probably because of the first person narrative, was equally as enduring simply because Ryan found him so." April goes on to add that "Kris Klein proves his talent with Cinnamon Sticks: The Last Noel." SIGH! Complete review here, and thank you April!

3) and lastly, SERIOUSLY REVIEWED picked up a copy of my latest, From Boys to Men (get it via eXcessica). and found it juicy enough for them: "I felt like a voyeur peeking in on Michael and Rudolfo. The sex is raw and primal. This isn’t love, or even the potential of a relationship ... It’s naughty, gritty and just a bit deviant—just the way I love it!" The complete review can be read for this story here.

BIG hugs to all three sites for being so receptive to my "children" - and I hope I can only turn out more good ones in the future!

Kris

Out at Last: THE BROTHERS DIM!

I might be courting a little controversy with this one, but "The Brothers Dim" - now available from eXcessica - is a menage tale that begins when thirtysomething Mark gets tired of trying to find gay boys for play online ... and instead courts some very gay sex with some very straight men.

His not-quite-truthful ad results in a slew of replies from the online posting - and Mark, feeling himself oh so clever, sets up two of the best prospects (21-year-old Kyle and 19-year-old Chuck) for back to back, one-on-one head sessions, 'cause he's one homo who shares with NO ONE.

But when Kyle is late and Chuck arrives right on time, Mark's stuck with a possibly three-way on his hands ... one that becomes all the more searing in potential, when Mark learns that Kyle and Chuck are brothers - and neither one knows the other is there.

This one's a bit more kink than I usually write, but I have to admit that the writing of it turned me on (something rare for me, with my own work). All I can say is that I hope it does the best for you, and at $2.99 the story is most definitely a bargain.

Check out an excerpt here - and share with me what you thought if you get the chance to read it!

Kris

Out at Last: FROM BOYS TO MEN!

My first sort of "daddy story" is out now, thanks to Selena and eXcessica Publishing! "From Boys to Men" tells the tale of twenty-year-old blond cuteness Michael - who, after having five boyfriends in two years his own age, finally realizes that he's too monogamous and relationship-oriented to be with guys his own age. Twenty-somethings, to Michael, are vapid and self-centered and about as faithful as a horny pitbull.

A lunch/bitch session with his best friend Benji at a Mexican restaurant finds Michael and Benji both attracted to the hot young Latino who waits on them ... but a trip to the john sends Michael into orbit, when he spies a hunky, older Latino in the kitchen; a guy more than twice his own age who has muscles, machismo, and good looks to spare. But can Michael graduate from boys to men - and actually find love (or even a hot encounter) in the arms of a man significantly older than him?

Tune in to find out: you can buy the story on eXcessica's newly-revamped website here, for only $2.99 - where you can also read an excerpt to tease and tantalize, in the meantime ...

Kris